she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
It's blow job season.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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