Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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