You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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