Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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