remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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