why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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