your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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