You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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