forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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