So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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