covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
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