Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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