So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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