i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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