So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Text me some of your sweat
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