is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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