You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I touched a dick in church today
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