I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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