yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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