And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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