i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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