6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
third nipple confirmed
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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