I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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