This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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