North Korea, Best Korea!
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
