They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Randomize
