Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Your tits are I can't wait for
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Four minutes until I can fart!
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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