youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
All the doctor said was why
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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