we have officially lost it.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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