Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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