I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
She even gives head with a lisp.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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