Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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