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He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".

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If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.

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(518): View more from New York

I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.

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(949): View more from California

i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out

(585): View more from New York

It's a post jail date

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(224): View more from Illinois

HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT

(310): View more from California

NO SHAME NOVEMBER

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication

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(630): View more from Illinois

bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes

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(914): View more from New York

The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!

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