Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
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