he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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