If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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