then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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