we have officially lost it.
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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