He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
did i walk over a car last night?
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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