The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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