well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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