State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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