So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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