i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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