So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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