WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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