i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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