need another drink. this is the easiest way
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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