Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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