it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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